I know this video is probably old news, but my boss sent it to me today, and I’ve been crying ever since.
Posted March 1, 2012 at 4:19pm in funny
Larry David’s Rules of Society
I agree with a large majority of his rules….but that’s because I’m about as neurotic as he is.
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i got a chuckle out of this.As seen in my apartment building entryway today. 132 N 5th St — Williamsburg, Brooklyn
Posted October 6, 2010 at 2:41pm in funny
Hot Embarassment
I debuted my new and amazing white blazer with power shoulders (from Zara) this morning because I have a work event tonight. I splurged on it strictly due to when my arms slipped into the sleeves, a whole new me took over - super-confident, smart, sexy and IN CHARGE. I paired it with an all black outfit, black Calvin Klein pumps, hair slicked back into a bun and red Dior lips, and I was off to work. Throughout my entire subway commute to work, rockin’ my black Ray Ban wayfarers, listening to some Theophilus London, I was feeling good.
Until I got to work.
I went to the bathroom to do a once over before I stepped into a meeting, and saw that I had two pieces of tissue paper stuck to my forehead from wiping my sweat this morning.
White Blazer = 1
Ego = 0
BREAKING NEWS!!!! KANYE WEST INTERRUPTS PATRICK SWAYZE’S FUNERAL TO TELL EVERYONE MICHAEL JACKSON’S FUNERAL WAS THE BEST OF ALL TIME
— a friend of mine
Posted September 16, 2009 at 1:51pm in funny
Funny
I read this FB comment in response to my friend’s status update, and I literally busted out laughing. Everytime this guy leaves a comment, I die of laughter. I can’t tell if it is the content or his illiteracy (I know…it’s kinda mean, but I do have a heart and it’s all in jest)
XX has calmed down after hanging downtown in long lines with angry people for long periods of time.
FB COMMENT:two mak et eezzier„,nxt tyme cover UR bod wdgernadez + tel em awl U gatta dew iz pusha red but-tun…….yule B sup-pryzed how fast thay paye
ay-ten-shun 2 ya………………………..
The most amazing work email thread that commenced at 9:30am
I’m arguing with my friend over whether or not lady gaga has a weiner…..
Check out this video @ 1:10.
http://bossip.com/139759/chicks-with-dcks-is-lady-gaga-packing/
Yes, this is talk for your morning coffee.
It is ABSOLUTELY present.
Sure those aren’t naked color pannies????
I think they’re naked color pannies too.
The term “just the tip” comes to mind…..
Dudettes…watch it again…..there is the red dress…then black shadow space and in the middle of that a round flesh-colored something that has a slight swing to it. and she admits that she’s a hermaphrodite.
It’s there.
Now tell me
http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2009/08/lady-gaga-hermaphrodite-picture-sparks-rumors/
Hmmmm…I don’t know. Does that mean she’s freeballing? On stage?
I think it’s all for publicity…. And we’re part of the idiots that are actually analyzing it.
Getting me through my Friday lol don’t know about you guys
Ya I’m FREEEEEE…..FREE baLLINNNNN……..FREEYEEYEEYEE…dhum dhum dhum….FREEE BALLLINNNN
I totally agree with Bold…I think it’s a publicity stunt. I also agree with Bold, she does have something going on down there and it’s not just a gina…the way she got off that bike and what she was wearing makes it impossible to not see it. I mean she is up on a huge stage and everyone else is below her. I think she is awesome though and I love how she does whatever the heck she wants!!!! FREEEEEE BALLLLINNNNN!!!!
So……does that mean she gets off twice as much? Or does the male one not operate since its only partial? Is it there just for show like the baby breath they put to roses?
Is that her baby breath to decorate her gina?
Who knows, but the baby’s breath analogy works really well…kind of like all the parsley that garnishes a dish…
Ill stick to my gina… never understood how boys like being “outty” – I definitely prefer being an “inny”
Ewww.
This is the most amazing convo in a long time.
The thought of her having sensations in both…..almost makes her one of the most informed women on the planet…if you really think about it.
Hmmmm….yes and no….bc what the heck is the piece she has? Boys have three pieces in general. The bag which may split in two and then the disco stick.
From what it looked like she has one of the twins. In that case….can’t be that big of a deal. Now if she has a disco stick – theeeeeeeen we’re talking.
Looking back at the pic – I’m thinking she wore one of her many crazy suits and this one just had a pop out in the panny section.
Dude….no way she’d be in a concert with her twang and etc out. This is crazy. And so is her stupid body. GEEZUS! Bet you she doesn’t work out and eats double cheeseburgers all day. Bizatch.
